Impress your posse and star in a cookie odyssey
Ever get knocked around in life and had to come to terms with the philosophy "that’s just how the cookie crumbles?" Well, Humpty Dumpty, now’s your chance to get put back together again. Who can you trust? Probably not all the king’s horses and all the king’s men… instead, trust the confectioner, Dave Parker.
The secret ingredient for his cookie recipes??? You!
Combining the levity of a caricature with the purity of an animal cracker, Parker bakes you into one tasty morsel. Although Mister Archer doesn’t do wedding planning, these custom cookies would be the hit of any wedding reception (along with a chocolate fountain). Too modest to star in your own dessert? Parker also bakes seasonal selections (e.g., Halloween, St Patty’s, V-Day), celebration collections (e.g., wedding, new born, back to school) and even San Francisco—featuring a Cable Car, the Golden Gate, Gavin Newsom, and Haight-Ashbury.
If you’re lucky enough to meet Parker at a local farmers’ market, you’ll be treated to some witty rhyming couplets. True gourmets blend culture and cuisine.