Smitten Ice Cream
Once Smitten, Twice Buy Baby
http://twitter.com/SmittenIceCream
$5 per scoop
Add Smitten Ice Cream to “raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.”
Smitten Ice Cream just launched to long lines and rave reviews. The classic, old-fashioned treat with a contemporary twist, Smitten starts with the basics of milk, cream, sugar, and a dash of salt. There’s no need for any unpronounceable ingredients since each batch goes from churn to scoop to spoon… made-to-order just for you. The inaugural concoction… salted homemade caramel. Overheard comments include “I don’t even like ice cream and I love this.”
Don’t let the Radio Flyer cart fool you, this ain’t your grandma’s old-fashioned ice cream… unless your grandma was a Nobel Prize-winning chemist. Through a process nothing short of magical, each batch is churned to perfection with a few blasts of liquid nitrogen. The options for the flavor du jour are limitless… fresh fruit from the morning’s farmer’s market to toasted nuts to Kahlua-infused ice cream.
Name the liquid nitrogen contraption (shown in the photo above), and the winner will be treated to a catered ice cream event anywhere reachable by Radio Flyer wagon. Submit entries by tweeting @SmittenIceCream.
Pizza Hacker
A Slice Above the Rest
http://twitter.com/PizzaHacker
$15 per pizza
Before your cool down with ice cream, you might want to warm up with some oven fresh pizza. Jeff’s souped up “Franken-Weber” grill reaches temps upwards of 1,000 degrees… hot enough to bake the “homespun” dough to a golden brown in under 4 minutes. Beat that Domino’s! His divine Margherita pizza features a “locally-grown, single varietal, organic, heirloom tomato sauce” topped off with buffalo mozzarella and freshly-torn basil.
Toasty Melts
Do Re Mi. ABC. 123, Baby You and Me
http://twitter.com/ToastyMelts
$3 – $4 per melt
Ever frustrated by the restaurant that won’t let you order off the kid’s menu? Well, harness your youth and track down @ToastyMelts. Keep it simple with the “Original” a smoked gouda + white cheddar + jack grilled cheese… or graduate to the “ABC’s” with the Fuji apple + bacon + cheddar toasted melt.
Till next time!
~Mister Archer
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Pilobolus Shadow Dance
Conan O’Brien, August 20, 2008
